OH POOR Amputees

I had frogs today.

Loved it =)

Highlight of last week:
LOS ANGELES, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23- Megan fox is OFFICIALLY the sexiest woman in the world. yeah! ranked below her are Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba. Rest in my eyes are crap.

at the spur of THE moment

Guess most of you would have heard of the freeze in KL Pavilion on Sunday. unfortunately i was nailed down with the tortures of SAM. Anyways amids every one's raving about this 'new' phenomena (the freeze) , the actually name for this activities are flash mobs. it'll basically is a large group of ppl (normally teenagers with nothing else better to do) who gather together quickly and do something weird in unison and then disperse. of course the idea sounds real great . its an old stolen idea. the flash mob craze was about 5 yrs ago (in US+Europe) but maybe its regaining its popularity.

the first flash mob it seemed like a more intelligent one. it went like this: more than 100 converged upon the 9th floor of a rug department of the store,and gathered around an expensive rug. Anyone approached by a sales assistant was advised to say that the gatherers lived together in a warehouse on the outskirts of new york, that they were shopping for a "love rug", and that they made all their purchase decisions as a group. might not be as drastic as the freeze but i sure sounds cooler. to date there's been tons of innovations and new ideas to the flash mob. here are sum that i found. even got videos for some

lying down in d middle of no where,
taking out your phone and shouting YES YES YES!!!
towel fight flash mob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPmqgGTdzm0
the arrow flash mob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aytOS2WSaGQ
the gun flash mob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u298uBYxM8E and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoXwFcBmlpw

and my favourites:
ninja fight flash mob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iYmRyuhn9k
egg flash mob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXFceSFbSng
the biggest flash mob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZOHiPiAijY&feature=related

with the flash mob trend becoming hot. I'll like to organize my own flash mob. This is how it'll go: on the 18th at 11am we shall ALL meet at the MPH and the gallery of Taylors College Subang Jaya and we shall sit down for exactly 56minutes and 29 seconds in total silence. sounds cool? of course it is is. the MPH is damn cold. So now that you've read the invitation you've gotta come. see ya there!

S A M - Stupid Assignments Multiply

The work is piling up and my ability to procrastinate is reaching its limit. i'm using every ounce of my strength to put of what i can do today to tomorrow. (its not easy ok) so what the best way to do your homework??
by blogging!! ( now you understand why i rarely blog. it weakens my procrastinating abilities as i also have procrastinate on when i will post therefore spreading out my capacity to procrastinate into separate tasks altogether)
hence i'll be induced to do my homework =S
anyways the major stuff i gotta do :

1) ESL- thesis (1000words) due 1st week of May
ISA -Is it ethically justified?
yes. we must use it to help the corrupted government stay in power.

2) Physics-research paper (2000words) due 3rd week of May
Magnetic Bottle
omg. i regret choosing this topic. its a load of bull crap. (its still in the experimental stage)

3)Social Relevance Task- (1000words) due 14th April
Alum is used as a flocculating agent. Should its use be continued?
something bout what chemical is the best to make very shitty water not shitty.

AND FYI. these are the assignments that i've actually done. WOHOOO!!!! its a miracle the list is not empty. future not so dim eh?

1) LAN -report(3000words) Does freedom of information really exist in Malaysia? nope. cuz the only source of information we get is thru the internet. and thats not in Malaysia. its in cyber space =D
(ok fine. i didnt really do it. my group members wrote it. i just presented it XD)

2)ESL -Issue Analysis(5 minutes) How to have good family relationships. i am so F-ing and G-ing and H-ing pissed bout the marks i got. wtf man. she like just choose a number a day and gives everyone the same mark. even tho i presented with such gusto (10minutes)

on top of these major assignments there's the regular homework. like EVERY FREAKING DAY. quote from anonymous lecture that i previously dedicated a blog post to "Do you know why i like being a teacher? Cause i can give homework" OMG... sadistic teacher that wants us to suffer.

GAH. SAM sucks.
its Self Abusing Matriculation.
so before i'm off to try and do my work i'm gonna post some COMICS!!! yeah
pls note that,
Larry=Brian Wife =Jimmy
Bob =Joshua Frank=Eu Tjin

For more visit http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/