Thursday, 26 June 2008

See To Pit

This is a post about Chinese people. Chinese people who i find REALLY annoying. Why Chinese people? Because I happen to be Chinese.

First I'll like to clarify 3 things.

1. There's no such thing as 'saying something stupid'.
There are only stupid people saying things.
2. There's no such thing as 'a stupid question'.
There are only stupid people asking questions.

3. There's no such thing as 'doing something stupid'.
There are only stupid people who do things.

Let me illustrate my point.

SCENE 1
Ah Beng is sitting in McD's eating when he seING Ah Kau walk in.
AH BENG: Ah Kau! What are you doing here?
AH KAU: Ah Beng! You now ar, I come here to cam whore with the McD mirror. The mirror here very BIG and CLEAR.

SCENE 2
After Ah Kau is combING finish, he is goING home. When he reach redi he go inside.
Mom: EH?! Ah Kau. You come back oredi?

SCENE 3
Ah Kau the goes up to his room to 'play' friendster (not face book cause LALA people use friendster). He tnkzzz every1 fer d add and writes on his frens testis to his frens.
After that he starts to upload his 9.00 x 10^9 photos which is coincidentally equivalent to Coulomb's law constant. Each photo uploaded is equipped with a title that doesnt vary far from 'add me orhzzX' 'I so cute horrrxxxx?' 'emo emo nemo' and 'mi n muh frensaa at McD'

In conclusion. LALA-ness is stupid. BUT just because u aint LALA doesnt mean u arent stupid.But maybe some people are just born with this tendacy.

2 comments:

tal said...

You know, I agree with your CHINESE post -.-"

Jay Dee said...

ahahaha.. timmmmmmmm... I miss your philosophical bullshit. you're so right!!! All my new coursemates from taiwan and hong kong and china and east msia and terengganu are all asking me if i've got friendster. *hint hint*

btw, i feel like stealing yoru pig and rat coming