Thursday, 26 June 2008

See To Pit

This is a post about Chinese people. Chinese people who i find REALLY annoying. Why Chinese people? Because I happen to be Chinese.

First I'll like to clarify 3 things.

1. There's no such thing as 'saying something stupid'.
There are only stupid people saying things.
2. There's no such thing as 'a stupid question'.
There are only stupid people asking questions.

3. There's no such thing as 'doing something stupid'.
There are only stupid people who do things.

Let me illustrate my point.

Ah Beng is sitting in McD's eating when he seING Ah Kau walk in.
AH BENG: Ah Kau! What are you doing here?
AH KAU: Ah Beng! You now ar, I come here to cam whore with the McD mirror. The mirror here very BIG and CLEAR.

After Ah Kau is combING finish, he is goING home. When he reach redi he go inside.
Mom: EH?! Ah Kau. You come back oredi?

Ah Kau the goes up to his room to 'play' friendster (not face book cause LALA people use friendster). He tnkzzz every1 fer d add and writes on his frens testis to his frens.
After that he starts to upload his 9.00 x 10^9 photos which is coincidentally equivalent to Coulomb's law constant. Each photo uploaded is equipped with a title that doesnt vary far from 'add me orhzzX' 'I so cute horrrxxxx?' 'emo emo nemo' and 'mi n muh frensaa at McD'

In conclusion. LALA-ness is stupid. BUT just because u aint LALA doesnt mean u arent stupid.But maybe some people are just born with this tendacy.

Wednesday, 11 June 2008

EURO: A (Late) Introduction

I must admit that the days building up to this event wasnt like how it used to be. Maybe it was due to the busyness of life. Maybe it was the overload of football prior to this event. Or maybe it was the absence of England. But as the 5th day of matches progresses i found a real cause to worry.
WHAT will you do when your sister watches more EURO matches than YOU? Well i havent really watched a full one. In fact i havent even watched one half of the match. But out of the 8 matches played so far i think she's watch around 6? i'll say most dudes wont even boast that. Nevertheless i figured a big event such as this will need blogging! So i thought of a way to cover matches in an unconventional way of description. So watch out.

HINT: it'll incorporate my burn list and Megan Fox.