See To Pit

This is a post about Chinese people. Chinese people who i find REALLY annoying. Why Chinese people? Because I happen to be Chinese.

First I'll like to clarify 3 things.

1. There's no such thing as 'saying something stupid'.
There are only stupid people saying things.
2. There's no such thing as 'a stupid question'.
There are only stupid people asking questions.
3. There's no such thing as 'doing something stupid'.
There are only stupid people who do things.

Let me illustrate my point.

SCENE 1
Ah Beng is sitting in McD's eating when he seING Ah Kau walk in.
AH BENG: Ah Kau! What are you doing here?
AH KAU: Ah Beng! You now ar, I come here to cam whore with the McD mirror. The mirror here very BIG and CLEAR.

SCENE 2
After Ah Kau is combING finish, he is goING home. When he reach redi he go inside.
Mom: EH?! Ah Kau. You come back oredi?

SCENE 3
Ah Kau the goes up to his room to 'play' friendster (not face book cause LALA people use friendster). He tnkzzz every1 fer d add and writes on his frens testis to his frens.
After that he starts to upload his 9.00 x 10^9 photos which is coincidentally equivalent to Coulomb's law constant. Each photo uploaded is equipped with a title that doesnt vary far from 'add me orhzzX' 'I so cute horrrxxxx?' 'emo emo nemo' and 'mi n muh frensaa at McD'

In conclusion. LALA-ness is stupid. BUT just because u aint LALA doesnt mean u arent stupid.But maybe some people are just born with this tendacy.

EURO: A (Late) Introduction

I must admit that the days building up to this event wasnt like how it used to be. Maybe it was due to the busyness of life. Maybe it was the overload of football prior to this event. Or maybe it was the absence of England. But as the 5th day of matches progresses i found a real cause to worry.
WHAT will you do when your sister watches more EURO matches than YOU? Well i havent really watched a full one. In fact i havent even watched one half of the match. But out of the 8 matches played so far i think she's watch around 6? i'll say most dudes wont even boast that. Nevertheless i figured a big event such as this will need blogging! So i thought of a way to cover matches in an unconventional way of description. So watch out.

HINT: it'll incorporate my burn list and Megan Fox.

I SHOULD Be Packing Right Now

7 days on the road ( with a short breather in between)
Hope i'll be able to get a whiff of technology will i'm away. anyways..
FYI i'll be heading over to Damai Laut on sun till wed for a much needed time of relaxation then i'll be going up to Genting for a wackooh timee on thurs and i hope to be back on sat. After that its back to coll n i'll be pretty much deprived of an easy life (that i oh so love) till the year end. So to counter this FULL holiday plan, i have decided to bring my books to the beach!! See, who says i dont plan ahead? i'm already planning to study. or maybe i'll go to the beach and think of a study plan. which is still an improvement as i will be planning on how to study. Seems fair to me. Till then.
TaTa

HairCut

this is to those who insisted i cut my hair.
(dated 26th may)
Its was a normal hair cut. yar yar. this that. Till....
I was harassed by a GAY guy. OMG mann.
It was my hair stylist. ok. Fine i'm a homophob and i may be paranoid.
BUT HE'S ALREADY ASKED ME OUT AND HE'S GOT MY NUMBER .
Didnt give it to him, but i'm a member there and they have all my details.
SO the story goes like this. I was being a frenly client. talking and watnot. been cutting my hair with this guy since last year. and he started talking weird and then he asked me out. luckily i had mentioned that i tot Prince Caspian would be a flop cuz he asked me to watch it.hope he wouldnt bother me no more. so there's my experience.

btw. hair cut was ok i guess besides that fiasco. bit short and for my liking but it'll grow.
and UNITED is down tml. Wohoo!

Life is SHORT,

So make fun of it.
And now, Timothy makes his SHORT appearance,
on his OWN blog which is a rather TALL order.

What can i say? life's been busy. the couch beckons. but i'll post some exurbs of my life. Firstly.....
FTZ IS CLOSED!!! OMGWTFBBQ... stupid MPSJ. Maybe i should write a letter to appeal to Hannah Yeoh and demand that she intervenes for the sake of youths. We NEED to aimlessly spend hours virtually killing our frens over and over again. come on. Is that to much to ask?

Secondly, i would to officially penned down my distain for a director of the name Wong Kar Wai. One word comes to my mine when i hear his name. Pervert. Yet the feeling of dissatisfaction shall not be further expounded as most of your havent even watch yet heard of him so u would understand what i'm talking about. but trust me. He sucks. IF u disagree call me and i'll give u a long talk bout it.

Next would be a commandment that i commission all who read to follow:
THOU SHALL NOT EAT IN WENDY'S .
its a TOTAL rip off. well i was smart enough to not eat there. i mean i ate food IN Wendy's and i ate Wendy's food. but they weren't really Wendy's as they belonged to my frens and i picked at them. but i guess i had enough to comment.
Wendy's tag line: Wendy's hot and juicy hamburgers are always fresh and never frozen. Its waaay better that fast food. Its Wendy's!
Wat a stupid tag line. "always fresh and never frozen"? come one. i can buy ramli burgers that are more fresh and ARENT frozen. AS IF anyone serves burgers frozen. freaking retards. Totally agree with the "its Wendy's" part cuz they're putting selves in a different class; A class below SHIT.
Verdict: BIG TIME LOSER!! i get more enjoyment eating cheaper McD's or even a road stall burger.
well guess thats all for today. Already caused enough commotion. cheerios

OH POOR Amputees

I had frogs today.

Loved it =)

Highlight of last week:
LOS ANGELES, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23- Megan fox is OFFICIALLY the sexiest woman in the world. yeah! ranked below her are Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba. Rest in my eyes are crap.

at the spur of THE moment

Guess most of you would have heard of the freeze in KL Pavilion on Sunday. unfortunately i was nailed down with the tortures of SAM. Anyways amids every one's raving about this 'new' phenomena (the freeze) , the actually name for this activities are flash mobs. it'll basically is a large group of ppl (normally teenagers with nothing else better to do) who gather together quickly and do something weird in unison and then disperse. of course the idea sounds real great . its an old stolen idea. the flash mob craze was about 5 yrs ago (in US+Europe) but maybe its regaining its popularity.

the first flash mob it seemed like a more intelligent one. it went like this: more than 100 converged upon the 9th floor of a rug department of the store,and gathered around an expensive rug. Anyone approached by a sales assistant was advised to say that the gatherers lived together in a warehouse on the outskirts of new york, that they were shopping for a "love rug", and that they made all their purchase decisions as a group. might not be as drastic as the freeze but i sure sounds cooler. to date there's been tons of innovations and new ideas to the flash mob. here are sum that i found. even got videos for some

lying down in d middle of no where,
taking out your phone and shouting YES YES YES!!!
towel fight flash mob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPmqgGTdzm0
the arrow flash mob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aytOS2WSaGQ
the gun flash mob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u298uBYxM8E and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoXwFcBmlpw

and my favourites:
ninja fight flash mob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iYmRyuhn9k
egg flash mob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXFceSFbSng
the biggest flash mob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZOHiPiAijY&feature=related

with the flash mob trend becoming hot. I'll like to organize my own flash mob. This is how it'll go: on the 18th at 11am we shall ALL meet at the MPH and the gallery of Taylors College Subang Jaya and we shall sit down for exactly 56minutes and 29 seconds in total silence. sounds cool? of course it is is. the MPH is damn cold. So now that you've read the invitation you've gotta come. see ya there!